Car Talk's Lame Joke of the Week

This joke is from Ken Hayden:

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and getting all my fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

Thing I'm thankful for: bunnies. That's right, bunnies. There were two in the backyard of my office yesterday and it was fun watching them.