Phones and Toilets

Here are some rules:

1. You can take the phone into the bathroom with you, if you need some light reading material for a moment. Once you wipe, though, you can't touch the phone again until you wash your hands.
2. Unless you're cleaning or pacing, you should never talk on the phone while you're in the bathroom, especially not while you're on the toilet.
3. You should never put your phone in the back pockets of your jeans. Ever.*

*I did that today and promptly forgot about it. Until I went to the bathroom. I always wondered how in the world people could let their phones fall into the toilet. Now I know.

Thing I'm thankful for: a trip to Wal-Mart.