That Jerry -- Always a Kidder

Lauren and I went to the mall tonight. While I was waiting for her to buy a skirt at Anthropologie, I skimmed a book on sale. It's called Things a Woman Should Know About Beauty (Karen Homer, 2005). Well, why shouldn't I find out what I'm supposed to know about beauty? So I was flipping through it, and when I got on the section for lips, I noticed a quote from Jerry Seinfeld. It was so clever, I laughed out loud. See what you think:

"Where lips are concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

Thing I'm thankful for: My mom's sewing skills. (Thanks for fixing my sweater, mom!)