A Bird Crapped on My Hair

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My sister said it's good luck.

She may be onto something. I googled "bird poop good luck," and one of the results directed me to this:

When Bird Droppings Land On Your Head
Many people believe this to be a major sign of wealth coming from heaven. Hence, although, it is really yucky and a major inconvenience, when something like this happens to you, take comfort in the fact that this is described as good luck being just around the corner! In fact, most things associated with birds tend to spell good fortune, such as when birds fly to your home and start making nests in and around your house. While bats bring abundance, birds bring good news and opportunities. The next time a flock of ravens, pigeons or magpies come to your home, feed them with bird seeds. Birds are also said to be powerful protectors and guardians. Even crows are said to be messengers of the Gods. So welcome birds with open arms. (http://www.wofs.com/index.php?option=com_content&Itemid=37&task=view&id=540)

Thing I'm thankful for: windy Texas nights