A Mother's Advice

When I was debating on whether I should go boating today, my concerns were based on errands I needed to run and work I needed to do. I was going over some of them with my mom, and she asked me something about whether there would be guys going, too. After I responded in the affirmative, the conversation took a downward turn:

"Have they seen you in your swimsuit yet?"
"Yes . . ."
"Good! Then you don't have to go boating. Come to San Antonio instead."

That's my mom for you -- always trying to get me to objectify myself and use my body to get what I want. Thanks for looking out for me, mom. :)


Thing I'm thankful for: Phil's Icehouse burgers and sweet potato fries! (But not the shakes!)